Murphy's law

The following are few Murphy's law that I came across and was interesting...

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think.

Everything takes longer than it takes.

A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.

A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.

Remember the "Boomer-rang" effect; Whatever you do will always come back.

Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.

Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.

For any given software, the moment you manage to master it, a new version of that software appears.

The chance a copy machine will brake down is proportional to the importance of the material that needs to be copied and inversely proportional to the amount of time till the material will be needed.

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